How I feel about my post-graduation plans
Sophomore year:Junior year:
But wearing black was the best decision
i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
When I die I want ‘The Truth Is Out There’ carved into my gravetsone so everbody will think I’m part of a big conspiracy or my murder was unsolved but in reality I just really fucking like The X Files.
this entire episode is a treasure.
So you telling me that the U.S has completely cured the American doctor with Ebola in 26 days and he’s being released today. While Africa has been dealing with it since the 70’s and they are still looking for a cure.
"fight like a girl" is meant to imply weakness, but some girls don’t play nice.
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being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
Japanese photographer Chino Otsuka’s took old photos from her childhood and put pictures of her present self in them, creating lovely double self-portraits.
The levels of Photoshop perfection tho! So dope.
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the only thing I think of when I see this is like